meladoodle:

Its ok if you dont laugh at my jokes cause ill laugh enough for the both of us

(via seanp0donnell)

elviriel:

Next on Once Upon a Time : Winnie the Pooh is evil, and he’s actually Charming’s grandfather. 

(via tyler-hoechlin)

black-hell:

brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

omg it is from spongebob

(via wakingly)

att:

Before you start your vehicle, pause all text/email/social media convos. Arrive to your destination safely. #itcanwait

att:

Before you start your vehicle, pause all text/email/social media convos. Arrive to your destination safely. #itcanwait

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via sunkissed-miss)