- *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
- Me: Please don't be 6am
- *1;48am*
- Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
- *Shoves face back into pillow*
Reversed cotton candy eating.
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the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
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Went Goat shopping today..
This baby girl claimed me as her own before I could even decide.I want a goat..
THIS IS WHY I NEED A GOAT OKAY
I claim this human in the name of MEEE-EH-EH-EH-EEEEE!
cuteness overload
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Relatable, funny posts you’ll love!
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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